The Tache Legacy 1.1
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Contains: Angry Sims, teen romance, missed birthday shots, a really bad meme joke.
Last Time:
-We met Albone Tache, our angry legacy founder
-Albone married Lyndsay and they had 2 kids, Entei and Suicune
-It was boring
My update is slow because I had to reinstall TS2 lately. And then I moved back to college. Sorry about that ;-;
Also, if any of you have a Tumblr, I have a Sims related one now, so add me here if you want. :3 I post regularly, especially non-Tache related things.
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Entei: Hey isn't this the--
No, we don't speak of that, kid. :|

Lyndsay and Suicune decide to be adorable
Suicune: Look, I can fly! :D

This would also be adorable if she weren't in danger of hitting her head or something.

Entei: I'm so booreeeddddd there's nuthin to do around hereeeeee

Entei: *turns TV on wakes up EVERYONE*

How did the roaches get into the house?
NO ENTEI STOP THAT.

There are so many things wrong in this picture I can't even begin to come up with something witty to type.
i
Last kid is on the way!

Meanwhile, Albone makes up for his grumpiness and is a cute father. ;-;

Annnnd. Oops.
I've been neglecting someone...

Uh, isn't this a bit bad for the baby...?

Nope, watching TV.
Okay then.

Entei: Mom. Grades. Now.
Nobody is ever excited when they get A+'s in my game! D:

Entei autonomously makes friends with this girl here, whose name I have no clue about.
Maybe this is a big hint about what aspiration he grows up with...? :3c

Lyndsay goes through the toughest pregnancy I've ever had to manage in TS2.

Albone: Hey, Lyn, aren't my balls great!
Lyndsay: *cannot respond because she is using the spaghetti as a face-pillow*

How about an invitation to an actual bed?
***
I never took a snap of Suicune growing up.
Oops. This is the problem with playing a little bit at a time.

But, here she is!

Suicune: I got an--
Entei: Bitch, please.

So far, the worst pregnancy. Lyndsay gets nightmares.

And nightmares lead to births.
Right?
Right?
Ok.

It's another blonde haired girl.
Named Raikou!

Albone: UGH ANOTHER KID.
-rolls the want to have 20 kids-
NO AL NOOOO.

Lyndsay: *does the 3 bolter stalking*

And it's Entei's birthday!
Alas, no after picture. But, we'll see him soon enough.

Raikou also grows up!

Entei rolled pure Romance
It felt kind of obvious.
.

Entei: c:
Romance in the bathroom!

Then ACR took the first kiss.
ACRRRR
*shakes fists*

AL. AL, STOP IT.
MY HEART.

This is the problem with the Tache's.
Although they all have a lot of neat personality points, they keep leaving trash around.
KIND OF DEFEATING THE PURPOSE OF THOSE POINTS HERE.

Albone: Oh my god, my wife, who I have just woo-hoo'd with, is naked under the sheets!

Finally, Albone reaches the top of his career, and now is a ballerina!
He's not too enthused.
Better get used to a tutu, kiddo.
you are the star
is it you

Now, I present Suicune's anger problems.

Purposely "playing pirate" to prevent the heir candidates from getting clean.

Annoying poor Entei.

Suicune: Come at me!
Entei: *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh*

Teasing Raikou.
God, what is this kid's problem?

Entei: I love my family. :D
Suicune:*is still teasing Raikou*

And cheating at chess.

She did eventually become a teenager.
But not shot, yadda-yadda.

Albone: It's a great day to take out the trash!

Raikou also grew up.
Addicted to the chess table too. That's all she does...besides cleaning.

Awww. ;w;

Entei gets a job in some random career. He is not enthused at reaching the top.

Albone: Hey. Hey. I want to talk. Heeeeeey.

Synchronized homework!
This shot also serves to show their cool profiles.

Suicune: Dad. Grades. Now.
Albone: I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of me getting laid again.

Is it just me or does the spoiled pork chops look like poo?

I swear this is all she does!
Not that I'm complaining...

I realized what the back of Suicune's shirt said...
Uuuh...Camp Kawaii?
Is that a camp for weeaboos or something...?

Suicune: These chips are desu-licious!
/I am not sorry

Albone: Grrr, I hate birthdays.

Albone: Oh, it has balloons! I LOVE birthdays!
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

Here's the last close-up of our lovely founder!

Lyndsay: :|
Me: :|
No change whatsoever.

Entei has this fascination with checking himself out/gussying himself up in the mirror.

Continues the legacy's problem with creeper townies.

And creeper kids.
She gets worse.

Still gussying yourself up, I see.

Lyndsay is in the Adventure track, and it has the COOLEST work uniforms.
The one before this was an old fashion underwater suit.

I SWEAR HE'S PURE ROMANCE.
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS. ALL OF YOU.

Suicune: UGH. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CHECK YOURSELF OUT IN THE MIRROR.

Entei: Bitch, talk to the hand.
Suicune: WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

I got this message. Which makes no sense.
Because Albone was off.
GAME ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.

This kid....

My game decided to glitch for a while and the carpool just sat there.
For hours.
And hours.
Suddenly, ALL OF THE CARS APPEARED, letting everyone out at once....what.

Entei also got demoted.
Lyndsay: It's okay!
Spectral wolf: *creeps onto lot to dig in the hole I over-looked*

GOD IT'S NOT YOUR LUCK TODAY EITHER.
GO AND BREAK THE LAPTOP.
GOOD JOB.

Random townie: halp how i use bathroom
I seriously hate this townie Albone keeps bringing home.
She turns on the TV and WAKES UP EVERYONE.
And then complains about the bathroom.
I've smote her many times but she keeps coming back

Entei was still feeling down, so I had him invite the girl he was kissing on earlier.
Butterflies: *are there for the PERFECT LOVE SHOT*

Girl: hot damn he be so fly
Entei: ^u^
Butterflies: *still take up the screen*

Entei: I'm going to get laid! :D
NO ACR.
NO STOP IT

That's better.
I guess she wears the pants?

Raikou's gotten beastly at chess (8 skill points)
Girl: how i lose game
And I leave off with teenager Raikou:

Doing the creepy head swivel.
SHE GETS WORSE.

And an unflattering picture of Suicune being mean to her. As usual.
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Sorry I'm not as funny, I'm currently uuhh going through a lot of emotions and not feeling up to par.
NEXT TIME:
-COLLEGE
-THE HEIR POLL
-MAYBE I'LL BE FUNNY FOR ONCE
Thanks for reading! :D
-We met Albone Tache, our angry legacy founder
-Albone married Lyndsay and they had 2 kids, Entei and Suicune
-It was boring
My update is slow because I had to reinstall TS2 lately. And then I moved back to college. Sorry about that ;-;
Also, if any of you have a Tumblr, I have a Sims related one now, so add me here if you want. :3 I post regularly, especially non-Tache related things.
******************************************************************************************************************************************

Entei: Hey isn't this the--
No, we don't speak of that, kid. :|

Lyndsay and Suicune decide to be adorable
Suicune: Look, I can fly! :D

This would also be adorable if she weren't in danger of hitting her head or something.

Entei: I'm so booreeeddddd there's nuthin to do around hereeeeee

Entei: *turns TV on wakes up EVERYONE*

How did the roaches get into the house?
NO ENTEI STOP THAT.

There are so many things wrong in this picture I can't even begin to come up with something witty to type.
i

Last kid is on the way!

Meanwhile, Albone makes up for his grumpiness and is a cute father. ;-;

Annnnd. Oops.
I've been neglecting someone...

Uh, isn't this a bit bad for the baby...?

Nope, watching TV.
Okay then.

Entei: Mom. Grades. Now.
Nobody is ever excited when they get A+'s in my game! D:

Entei autonomously makes friends with this girl here, whose name I have no clue about.
Maybe this is a big hint about what aspiration he grows up with...? :3c

Lyndsay goes through the toughest pregnancy I've ever had to manage in TS2.

Albone: Hey, Lyn, aren't my balls great!
Lyndsay: *cannot respond because she is using the spaghetti as a face-pillow*

How about an invitation to an actual bed?
***
I never took a snap of Suicune growing up.
Oops. This is the problem with playing a little bit at a time.

But, here she is!

Suicune: I got an--
Entei: Bitch, please.

So far, the worst pregnancy. Lyndsay gets nightmares.

And nightmares lead to births.
Right?
Right?
Ok.

It's another blonde haired girl.
Named Raikou!

Albone: UGH ANOTHER KID.
-rolls the want to have 20 kids-
NO AL NOOOO.

Lyndsay: *does the 3 bolter stalking*

And it's Entei's birthday!
Alas, no after picture. But, we'll see him soon enough.

Raikou also grows up!

Entei rolled pure Romance
It felt kind of obvious.
.

Entei: c:
Romance in the bathroom!

Then ACR took the first kiss.
ACRRRR
*shakes fists*

AL. AL, STOP IT.
MY HEART.

This is the problem with the Tache's.
Although they all have a lot of neat personality points, they keep leaving trash around.
KIND OF DEFEATING THE PURPOSE OF THOSE POINTS HERE.

Albone: Oh my god, my wife, who I have just woo-hoo'd with, is naked under the sheets!

Finally, Albone reaches the top of his career, and now is a ballerina!
He's not too enthused.
Better get used to a tutu, kiddo.
you are the star
is it you

Now, I present Suicune's anger problems.

Purposely "playing pirate" to prevent the heir candidates from getting clean.

Annoying poor Entei.

Suicune: Come at me!
Entei: *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh*

Teasing Raikou.
God, what is this kid's problem?

Entei: I love my family. :D
Suicune:*is still teasing Raikou*

And cheating at chess.

She did eventually become a teenager.
But not shot, yadda-yadda.

Albone: It's a great day to take out the trash!

Raikou also grew up.
Addicted to the chess table too. That's all she does...besides cleaning.

Awww. ;w;

Entei gets a job in some random career. He is not enthused at reaching the top.

Albone: Hey. Hey. I want to talk. Heeeeeey.

Synchronized homework!
This shot also serves to show their cool profiles.

Suicune: Dad. Grades. Now.
Albone: I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of me getting laid again.

Is it just me or does the spoiled pork chops look like poo?

I swear this is all she does!
Not that I'm complaining...

I realized what the back of Suicune's shirt said...
Uuuh...Camp Kawaii?
Is that a camp for weeaboos or something...?

Suicune: These chips are desu-licious!

Albone: Grrr, I hate birthdays.

Albone: Oh, it has balloons! I LOVE birthdays!
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

Here's the last close-up of our lovely founder!

Lyndsay: :|
Me: :|
No change whatsoever.

Entei has this fascination with checking himself out/gussying himself up in the mirror.

Continues the legacy's problem with creeper townies.

And creeper kids.
She gets worse.

Still gussying yourself up, I see.

Lyndsay is in the Adventure track, and it has the COOLEST work uniforms.
The one before this was an old fashion underwater suit.

I SWEAR HE'S PURE ROMANCE.
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS. ALL OF YOU.

Suicune: UGH. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CHECK YOURSELF OUT IN THE MIRROR.

Entei: Bitch, talk to the hand.
Suicune: WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

I got this message. Which makes no sense.
Because Albone was off.
GAME ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.

This kid....

My game decided to glitch for a while and the carpool just sat there.
For hours.
And hours.
Suddenly, ALL OF THE CARS APPEARED, letting everyone out at once....what.

Entei also got demoted.
Lyndsay: It's okay!
Spectral wolf: *creeps onto lot to dig in the hole I over-looked*

GOD IT'S NOT YOUR LUCK TODAY EITHER.
GO AND BREAK THE LAPTOP.
GOOD JOB.

Random townie: halp how i use bathroom
I seriously hate this townie Albone keeps bringing home.
She turns on the TV and WAKES UP EVERYONE.
And then complains about the bathroom.

Entei was still feeling down, so I had him invite the girl he was kissing on earlier.
Butterflies: *are there for the PERFECT LOVE SHOT*

Girl: hot damn he be so fly
Entei: ^u^
Butterflies: *still take up the screen*

Entei: I'm going to get laid! :D
NO ACR.
NO STOP IT

That's better.
I guess she wears the pants?

Raikou's gotten beastly at chess (8 skill points)
Girl: how i lose game
And I leave off with teenager Raikou:

Doing the creepy head swivel.
SHE GETS WORSE.

And an unflattering picture of Suicune being mean to her. As usual.
***********************************************************************
Sorry I'm not as funny, I'm currently uuhh going through a lot of emotions and not feeling up to par.
NEXT TIME:
-COLLEGE
-THE HEIR POLL
-MAYBE I'LL BE FUNNY FOR ONCE
Thanks for reading! :D
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Date: 2012-01-13 05:48 pm (UTC)I'm adding you as friend to be able to follow your updates.
Have a good simming time!
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Date: 2012-01-13 06:20 pm (UTC)Oh man. I adore EVERYONE so far. I love Entei for being such a push-over, romantic lady's man in the making. I love Suicune for being super angry all the time (like her daddy!). I love Raikou for being so eccentric. XD
IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE.
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Date: 2012-01-13 09:38 pm (UTC)Loved the update though :)
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Date: 2012-01-13 10:25 pm (UTC)Thanks <3 :D
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Date: 2012-01-13 09:57 pm (UTC)"These chips are desu-licious!"
HA! Loved this! XD
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Date: 2012-01-13 10:27 pm (UTC)I have a bad feeling about Suicune and her "kawaii" angry management problems. :T
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Date: 2012-01-15 03:48 am (UTC)AND I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THE ADVENTURE CAREER OUTFITS. OMG.
Railou is SO grdiufbrfdsthf5 CUUUUUUTE.
I find it to be very intriguing while reading a legacy, with a sim like Suicune.
FULL OF RAEEEGGGGG -trollface-
and if you don't mind me asking, I ~absolutely love~ Suicune's polka-dotted-kid-dress and Camp Kawaii (LOL) outfit.
would you mind sharing where you got them?
looking forward to reading more chapters and generations! :D
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Date: 2012-01-15 04:56 am (UTC)I LOVE THE ADVENTURE CAREER OUTFITS. It's a shame the career reward...is kind of sucky imo D:
As for Suicune's outfits, her teen "Camp Kawaii" outfit was from a Japanese site I found years ago, but I uploaded it HERE (http://www.mediafire.com/?99fs3azx5cpjej0) for you. c:
Her polka-dotted kid's outfit is from Charterzard's Livejournal, HERE (http://charterzard.livejournal.com/13616.html).
And thank you! :D
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Date: 2012-01-15 08:50 am (UTC)I don't think my sims have ever gotten near the top of the adventurer career D:
but, I just looked it up, and woooow.
Does it even do anything? o_o